PMS!!

What PMS Means -
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. Pack My Stuff
12. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
13. Potential Murder Suspect
14. Prehistoric Monster Syndrome


You know a woman has PMS when.....
* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
* She retains more water than Lake Superior.
* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.
* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
*Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
*You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
*The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
*Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
*You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
*Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
*You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
*You're counting down the days until menopause.
*You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
*The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
*-Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.


HEHE :) Can you think of any more??

childhood... one of the happiest phases during a person's existence!!

As a child-

1. Would fall asleep anywhere with out any worries and still feel protected!

2. If I ate oranges and swallowed the seeds by mistake, I would not drink water...I was scared that it would grow into plants in my stomach ( thanks to my neighbour Shilesh who scared me shit!)

3. My dad is the tallest and strongest man in the whold wide world (My Daddy Strongest!)

4. When I am all grown up, I can wear high heels, have long painted nails and wear duppattas...and it was a big deal for me! ( now I know its no big deal and doesnt even matter!)

5. When I am all grown up my parents will be babies and will not let them do what all they did not let me doo!!

6. I wanted to marry a cricketer or an actor just for the glamshamm :)

7. When I attained puberty, I cried thinking im not a child anymore :P

8. I would rant and rave that I wanted to wear lipstick when we would go for weddings and parties. ...and refuse to eat or close my mouth, so that it does't wear off!! ( Mom had a tough time convincing me to eat!)

9. I would want to have a little brother....on the condition that he never grows up and remains a baby forever...(yeah, rightand he is still a baby for me!!!!)

10. I always wanted to start an orphan age of my own so that none of the kids could lose out on the most happiest phase during his existence...


We all have become so involved in life and so serious that we often forget to enjoy the little pleasures in life that God has given us. The greed, envy, jealousy, revenge why all that when we can live without it! Why do we always want to get into the Pandora's Box and let the evils out while supressing all the good spirits inside?? Hope there is more love, selflessness, charity and peace and this world would not be less than a heaven.



As the Cow Philosophy goes...................

"As you travel life's highway, dont forget to stop and eat the roses... Coz if you dont you will reach your destination but regret for having lost out on so much in life"

The Namesake

Finally yesterday I gotto watch this movie. Had heard a lot about it and after watching Tabu Mira Nair in a Rendezvorous with Koffee with Karan, wanted to check out myself wath the whole movie was all about.

Reached the theatre 10 mins before the scheduled movie of 4:10. Till about 4:05 we were there in the big queue just to buy the tickets and den spotted a free self ticketing counter and rushed n got the tickets. Now is the turn for popcorn and drink, but as usual a big line there too... the counter lady was too slow, rather you could say she was matkofying!! finally was our turn and then we rushed into the hall only to discover the never ending trailers were on. The there had good no. of audience and I was wrong in my thinking, was expecting more indian audience but it was more of the localites and the average age was 40+.

Finally the movie started sometime past 4:30. It was kind of slow, but in the end I liked it. It was a little touchy (guess that explains the Indian Origin). The movie is based on the Ganguli family moving from Calcutta(kolkata) to New York, they embark upon a lifelong balancing act to meld into a new world without forgetting the old. Though parents Ashoke and Ashima long for the family and culture that enveloped them in India, they take great pride in the opportunities their sacrifices have afforded their children. Paradoxically, their son Gogol is torn between finding his own unique identity without losing his heritage. Even Gogol's name represents the family's journey into the unknown.

Overall a nice movie. No masala, no dance gana, no glamour and larger than life scenes! a simple down to earth movie. I would rate it 4.5/5 and would recomend anyone to watch it i.e if you havent(its definitely not possible to watch this kind of movie twice).

Cafe Frappe!!

Miss d gud old Cafe Coffee Day dayss....*Sigh! I wud just go there to drink my Fav Cafe Frappe wit Vanilla Scoop! Ah! heavenly even when I think of d creamy slurpy taste of the cold coffee wit d scoop of vanilla to go wit it....

Its almost been 4 months dat Im here n was terribly missing my Frappe dis evening n decided to give it a shot! n amazing I almost whipped wit a nice frothy frappe for myself n Nikhil....

It was yummy n d moment i took my first sip i was like mmmmmmmmm.............. the most Or*****c mmmmmmmmm in a couple of days. (those who know me wil know wat mmm im talking about).

The prep time was 5 mins at the max n serves 2.

Ingredients -

Milk 1 cup

Sugar

Coffee powder (Bru or nescafe)

Vanilla & chocolate icecream

Step 1 - Take 1 cup of milk n pour it into d blender along wit sugar as per ur taste n coffee (remember to add less sugar as icecream wil be alse be der n its should be a light coffee) Now use the frappe option in d blender n just whisk it for a second.

Step 2 - add a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate ice cream n blend for a second again. (not necessary to add both d flavours u can stick to one or use ur imagination n try d various other flavours too)

Step 3 - Pour out in a nice glass n if required u can add another scoop of icecream of ur choice in here. I avoided the additional scoop as it wil be too heavy.

N volaaaa..... ur frappe is ready n tastes creamy n nice n thick!!

My experiments Wit d masalas!

Hey,

Offlate have been bitten by dis cooking bug n now i spend considerable time in d kitchen trying to make new experimrnts. most of dem have been successful n yeah some of dem...................... ya toh namak jayaada ya phir salt. have tried my hands on cooking d normal sambaar, rasam, shrimp fry, dahi vada, rice kheer, caramel custard, fruitsalad, mushroom fry, moong dal kheer, capsicum & lobster fried rice........... to thnk of at d moment

All i want in d end is a gudlooking n tasty dish, coz if d food dosent look gud i don like to eat it!!

World Cup!!!!

I am a die hard cricket fan! n in dis god forsaken coutry called d US of A... people know nothing about cricket!! phew back home in India even an unborn child wil talk of cricket n kids just swing their bats calling themselves all time fav sachin or d current favs whoeve it is wit parents grinning ear to ear n showing off their son as d most smart n updated kid!

no more patience to write more coz d first match WI vs PAK
about to start

So long..................
cheering Team India :)

Here I am again in this mean old town
And you're so far away from me
And where are you when the sun goes down
You're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me
I'm tired of being in love and being all alone
When you're so far away from me
I'm tired of making out on the telephone
And you're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me
I get so tired when I have to explain
When you're so far away from me
See you been in the sun and I've been in the rain
And you're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me

some of my sparetime art work

updates...

am bored to rite wat all happened in bw.... just d gist..
got married on 29 oct
n reached New York on 8 dec...
life is chilled out as of now......

i feel

i feel u can do much better..... u know wat i mean .........der r other better options for u .........don restrict urself to dis one........i hope u understand wat i am tryin to tel u wen u readin dis......think about it after all it is ur life .......n dis decision of urs will be for life time........it can either make u r break u......so think wisely........